Although I've forgotten the exact year that I wrote this story, it must have been written in or after 1989, due to my use of the term Last Crusade in the title. Although the plot is a bit stronger than my first Mario story, it is not an example of my best storytelling. It is basically a sloppily-written ripoff of a venerable franchise.

The dialog on the cover reads as follows:

Mario: AARGH....

Luigi: Heyoh, Mario! Almost done with that toilet? We have to go to the nightclub soon!